Metallicats

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

alpaca-punch:

queerfabulousmermaid:

girlsgetbusyzine:

dashuri96:

http://www.inglotcosmetics.com/nails/products/141

this retailer sells a halal nail polish. this allows for oxygen and water to go through the nail, which makes it acceptable to wear during prayer. spread the word. 

“Being a relatively modern creation, nail polish remains obviously unaddressed by early Islamic sources. But the general consensus in the Islamic community is that praying with nail polish is impermissible because of the waterproof barrier it creates on nails, which prevents the wudu ritual from being completed five times a day.” (source)

For any Muslim followers.

rebloggin again because it’s awesome

serena-dipity:

"I think a lot about killing myself, not quite like a point on a map but more like a glowing exit sign at a show that’s never been quite bad enough to make me want to leave."

Neil Hilburn - “The Future”

onit-boom:

mads-next-meal:

If you are on medication for any type of mental illness, NEVER stop taking it, no matter how much you think you don’t need it. You have no idea how much that will fuck you up until it’s too late.

This is very appropriate to me today.

zemmer:

randomredux:

"Brozen," "Bronies," what it all means is "I am so insecure about what I like that I MUST rebrand it as masculine before associating with it."

i read it more as “i hate girls and femininity so much that i am insulted at even the idea that i might have something in common with them”. like, i have a very hard time believing that it’s insecurity and not outright hatred that fuels that kind of thing.

fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

mewtwoofficial:

translugia:

fragit:

thequantumqueer:

translugia:

I cannot stop making these

good.

Aren’t all legendaries unbreedable though?

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I was tagged hi hi I love it
Also you can breed genderless Pokémon with ditto which is also genderless!

a-fairytale-in-a-blue-box:

i just went from aw to wtf

Dump Starbucks?

sktagg23:

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There is SERIOUSLY a “Dump Starbucks” campaign because the company supports marriage equality. Do you know who else supports marriage equality?

  • Apple
  • Microsoft
  • IBM
  • Google
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Tumblr
  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Ford
  • AT&T
  • Sprint
  • Coca-Cola
  • Pepsi
  • Kraft Foods
  • Nabisco
  • Amazon
  • eBay
  • Morgan Stanley
  • Liberty Mutual
  • Wells Fargo
  • Bank of America
  • Blue Cross Blue Shield
  • Nationwide
  • Allstate
  • State Farm
  • Viacom
  • General Motors
  • UPS

Like, okay homophobes: CHALLENGE PROPOSED.

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

papaoftheyear:

Hilarious practical joke

u kno he dead

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

papaoftheyear:

Hilarious practical joke

u kno he dead

audacitytolive:

theonewholookedback:

madeofparts:

STARRING: A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, ANOTHER MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, AND SOME BACKGROUND LADIES I GUESS

I’m dead

'so gay' 'I can't'

soccermomsandserialkillers:

This better be the best case of dramatic irony ever or I’ll lose my shit

"where"

soccermomsandserialkillers:

This better be the best case of dramatic irony ever or I’ll lose my shit

"where"

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”